Being Allison: Archive

Dec 31st

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So, this is basically what New Year's is like.

It’s 11:59PM on December 31, 2010. It’s 12AM on January 1. Ten minutes later, realize nothing has changed.

Dec 31st

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Im ready to move on from 2010. It was probably one...

Dec 31st

If more girls watched porn, guys would be happier...

Dec 31st

So if a gay guy goes to jail...is that...

Dec 31st

If i had a penis...i would name it Bruce.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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When are you doing to grow the fuck up? You are a grown ass man. No one needs to be going out of their way to take you home because you are too drunk to drive yourself. Thats pretty ridiculous. You are shitty as role model and because of you, my own mother is pissed at me BECAUSE OF YOU. Like, your life doesnt suck. You have a good job, good family, good money, no problems. So wtf are you doing?...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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I'm really fucking hyper. Ommmmg.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhyeaaaaaaaaaa

Dec 30th

dude.... i seriously fucking love outer space.

alishathealligator: fucking nebulas and shit.

Dec 30th

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Watch

sowrongitsrooney: brocat-: worshipsatan666: Oh my god YES. op STR8 G. OHGOD MY FAVORITE <3 alli

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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God Damn I Love Me

Dec 30th

My night was just made. Enough said.

Dec 30th

You know there aint no rest for the wicked, until...

Dec 30th

Gahhh

Me: shut up i hate you D:
him: no you dont you love me
Me: ugh
Him: i love youuuuuuuu
Me: *glares* dont lie

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

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“Cant you hear the music pumping hard like i wish you would. Now push it.”

– Salt N Pepa

Dec 29th

lawl @ my mom playing the dance game on Kinect....

Dec 29th

when parents ask who you're texting.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ WHO CARES, I'M AWESOME

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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The awkward moment when your teacher catches you...

-godcomplex: shhhhjustcome: intoxicatedlove-: this happens to me daily. It’s even more awkward when the teacher calls your parents and tells them about it.

Dec 28th

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